2020 US Presidential Election Thread

Listening to “No Children” by the Mountain Goats and sending my thoughts and prayers to the President and First Lady.

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Rare to wake up to good news in 2020, I appreciate it.

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Transferred to a hospital.

Twitter saying they’ll remove posts that hope Trump dies is one of the most bizarre and comical statements I’ve seen this year. I bet if you try to find out what Jack Dorsey thinks politics is you’ll fall into a Lovecraftian madness

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Seems odd seeing how people constantly threatening to exile, torture, kill Ilhan Omar every day of her life doesn’t violate any rules.

I’m beginning to think these big mega tech corporations are no good.

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I’ve just taken a certain someone to the incinerator in the Death Stranding prologue and hoo boy Kojima has done it again. That man’s cursed to be the Nostradamus of interactive entertainment.

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Yeah, I can think of a dozen people on Twitter who can’t so much as post about their breakfast without freaks threatening them directly and nothing is ever done about it - but hoping for the worst when this particular man contracts a deadly virus requires their full attention. It’s not even a call to action or statement of intent, just ill wishes.

I know there are some specific legal protections for the POTUS, but also, I don’t recall Twitter being as swift to ban people for this sort of thing when Obama was in office, so…

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Well Omar is a sitting senator, she should be entitled to the exact same protections online that Trump is…

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She is, but it’s technically different felonies to threaten the President versus other government officials. Different organizations deal with it, too, so it could be a matter of how it’s enforced… but given how threats to Obama were treated by Twitter, I suspect it’s just that the management likes Trump.

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Obama just popped on Twitter to let everyone know you shouldn’t hope for a certain someone to fall ill.

Thanks Obama.

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Obama helped orchestrate the coordinated push against Sanders in the last primary, and actively discouraged NBA players from continuing their strike. If ever there was an avatar to useless and cynical neoliberal politicians, he’s it.

Not that there are many other options these days due to how forums and communities concatenated onto these few social media platforms, but I would encourage minimizing or eliminating interaction with Twitter since their laissez faire treatment of reactionary conservative groups is baked into the cake of the management’s political project. They’re just fine with seeing you feeling overwhelmed with anxiety about current events because it keeps people coming back and also keeps them dispirited about collective action.

I know it’s hard to overcome the compulsion, but no amount of self-curation will keep the website from finding ways to throw reactionary politics in your face.

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Note that there is nothing in the rules against celebrating his death after the fact.

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Aint no rule I can’t plan out what kind of celebration feast we can have either. I’m thinking a whole Timpano for everybody.

This is such a weird decision for him:

There’s no positive spin on this for Republicans unless he’s trying to get out by losing horribly. Why the fuck is he doing this? I don’t get it.

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Decided to switch from bribery to extortion.

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he… wants to further destroy the economy and kill more people for some reason? who knows anymore

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Maybe he’s really eager to start his shitty… network? website? whatever, because corona + getting annihilated by steroids and clinically untested speedballs made baby too tired to see through a second term.

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I’m imagining a scenario where Ted Turner created a television network and then just fucked off and died.

You gotta be around to manage that shit, right? Outside of COVID, he’s in his late 70s. It’s far too late to be thinking about creating a whole TV Network.

Plus, I think anyone who advertised or fronted money to the network would be attacked on SO MANY angles from EVERYONE on and off the internet that they’d make literally 0 money.

Maybe it’s all gun commercials.

All the commercials will be for stuff like Black Rifle Coffee. Just like regular coffee, but it calls you an SJW if you don’t drink it

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IT HAS 50 TIMES THE CAFFEINE SO YOU DIE WHEN YOU DRINK IT

WHAT? DON’T WANNA DIE FOR COFFEE? WHAT A SOY BOI

Uhhhh, complete sentence for the app.