Bayonetta doesn't fuck, but she thinks she does


Bayonetta is well-versed in all manner of exotic dancing, provocative fashions, and naughty wordplay, but the act itself eludes her. Her partners invariably progress from delight to confusion as she stands in the bedroom vogueing, vamping, cooing double entendres, and occasionally firing her guns at the walls and ceiling.


One day, she meets a nice robot named Bastion, and finally learns the true meaning of fucking.