'Bowser's Fury' Drops Mario into an Open World and It's Spectacular

Per an agreement with Nintendo in exchange for early access to their latest release, I am not allowed to tell you how many "cat shines" there are in Bowser's Fury, the in-game reward for completing one of the game's [REDACTED] objectives. This is a goofy part of the job, a more harmless but nonetheless annoying version of the more sinister work that was at play with last year's Cyberpunk 2077 agreements. But I can tell you that I'm not a completionist, and yet—hold on, let me look at a thesaurus and see if I can come up with the right word.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/y3gkay/bowsers-fury-drops-mario-into-an-open-world-and-its-spectacular