Bright is a fun movie

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I feel like this is less “one weakness” and more “a fundamental reason this movie shouldn’t have been made”

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good joke op. really good character piece.

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How many seasonal ales should one drink before watching Bright. Asking for a friend.

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probably half of the pack. Just to be safe while also speaking from experience.

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I’d advice an intervention instead of alcohol.
Had to turn it off after 25min because I was getting way too angry.
Go play Shadowrun. Fuck Bright.

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My wife went with straight whiskey, I did one part black sambuca to two parts heavy cream because I was out in the cold most of the day and mixing those together produces a creamy anise drink that also gets a flat blue-ish color exactly like Star Wars milk.

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I can’t understand this opinion without numbers and scales. Might even need some weighting.

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I haven’t seen it but I give it 4 out of 5 fairy lives which don’t matter

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Someone actually thought this was good:

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I think you mean the hero of our time

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The Academy should change its qualification rules so that Bright can be Ayer’s second Oscar Award Winning Film™ after Suicide Squad.

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OOkay I watched it. I tweeted this…

“Here is my Bright review: 30 minutes of irresponsible racial politics followed by an hour and a half of a trash-tier Shadowrun campaign.”

It’s a bad movie. I don’t think cutting the first thirty out would fix it. I did find the middle sections of the movie to be mostly passable. Not good in any sense of the word but just kinda… inoffensive b-tier action movie stuff?

Hopefully the sequel gets a much better writer.

I’m… going to go finish Recovery of an MMO Junkie to cleanse myself now

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But…how many seasonal ales?

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I watched it sober :weary:

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Epic self-own imo.

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I am hopped up on DayQuil because I’ve got a bad cold so I thought beer might be a bad idea.

But also, yeah, I def owned myself by watching this movie. >.>

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Kind of wondering if the sequel will still have the same screenwriter now that Max Landis has been outed as a sexual harasser.

Also this is fascist and bad and I never want to play Shadowrun with Max Landis ever

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“We should have been firemen” is a line that is true and actually made me chuckle. Also the film should have ended there and not dragged on another 15(?) minutes.

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Thank you, because I was wondering what I would have to do to make something close to that horrifying concoction.

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I never want to play Shadowrun with Max Landis Ever

Incredibly good take

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