Do you think he actually prefers to go by James Buffet now


#1

but he just doesn’t know how to bring it up to anyone and feels like he’d be taking away the joy he gave people as jimmy


#2

he’s probably down for whatever, as he is obscenely wealthy and sings songs about hamburgers


#3

dude just needs to buy a new fuckin salt shaker already


#4

Yes, but he pronounces it with a silent T.


#5

As long as he doesn’t change his middle name to “All-You-Can-Eat” I’m fine with it


#6

So long as I don’t end up at Joe’s Crab Shack instead


#7

twist: his government name is actually Jimothy


#8

I hear that dude likes really expensive hats.


#9

he’s not griffin mcelroy


#10

James Jimmy John’s Buffet


#11

You might be tricked into thinking that there is no appreciable difference between the monikers, but let me assure you that there lies a gulf between the two.

On one coast—low expectations, fulfilled with aplomb.

On the other—desolation.


#12

You know whats a really weird word?

Buffet


#13

his full name is James Jacob Jingleheimer Buffet, and his name is my name too