After 29 years of desperate investigation and modding, a foundational truth of gaming history has been revealed: the Cyberdemon from Doom has a totally passable ass. Some may claim to you that it has a great ass, and they would be wrong. You may like its ass, but it is not truly great. I know this, because I am a woman with no ass. And, as a lesbian, I am able to judge the Cyberdemon from a distance, eyes unclouded by thirst.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xgywna/doom-voxel-mod-reveals-the-cyberdemons-totally-passable-ass