Gamer confession: I'm not a shrimp, i'm a gamer


#1

YES, I am a gamer. YES, I play on console AND pc. YES, I am a cambrian era arthropod that uses that uses the lobes lining my body to propel myself through water and use two spiked/serrated arms on my face to kill and eat prey. YES, i play to win. i’m a gamer and I’m proud to be a gamer.

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#2

Inspirational, thank you fellow gamer #thatswhyimagamer


#3

That’s pretty shellfish of you tbh


#4

cambrian era gamer solidarity…we may not have dexterous appendages for manipulating tools like Some Gamers but we make do, by god


#5

This thread is high art.

Edit: I just now thought of clarified butter for some reason?


#6

YES, I am a gamer. YES, I play on console AND pc. YES, I am a water bear, a water-based microscopic animal that is so resilient that it can survive in every extreme climate found on earth, without water or food for 30 years at a time, radiation levels lethal to other species, and even the vacuum of space. YES, i play to win. i’m a gamer and I’m proud to be a gamer.


#7

YES I’m a fishing boat. YES gaming is illegal. YES I will catch you in my net. YES I will also catch a few non-gamer dolphins on accident, but YES it’ll be worth it to get another gamer out of the seas


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#8

:cry::clap: yes… YES!!!


#9

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YES I’m Alan D. Risenehoover YES I’m the Director of the Office of Sustainable Fisheries at the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration and YES I’m in charge enforcing the Magnuson-Stevens Fishery Conservation and Management Act and other laws in support of NOAA Fisheries’ commitment to ensuring sustainable fisheries and science-based management and NO I will not permit the over-harvesting of the threatened gamer prawn Penaeus ludensii


#10

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YES, I am the anime Gamers!. YES, I am adapted from a series of Light Novels. YES, I am a fun exploration of tropes in anime despite the fact that I sometimes revert in to a relatively standard moe harem anime. YES, I am now available on Crunchyroll. I’m Gamers! and I’m proud to be Gamers!


#11

We WILL NOT tolerate anti-gamerists on this thread. #legalizegames All aquatic gamers are free to roam the depths as they please. Sticks and stones may break bones, but words will never pierce my chitinous exoskeleton.

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Legalize games.

YES i play to win. I’m a gamer and I’m proud to be a gamer


#12

Last week I got home :house: after dumb SCHOOL :school: and found out that my MOM :policewoman::no_good_woman: had sold my hecking XBOX 360 :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth: i asked that cop why she had sold my console :video_game::video_game: and my favourite games, Halo Reach and Perfect Dark Zero :alien::alien::gun::gun: and she said “Derek, you’re a living fossil and only one of two extant species of shark in the family Chlamydoselachidae :shark::shark::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones: and i can’t have you wasting your time on VIDEO GAMES :video_game::video_game::video_game::nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face: when you’re meant to be feeding on the squid that comprise of 60% of your diet” :squid::fork_and_knife::squid::fork_and_knife: and i was like MOM YOU SUCK :policewoman::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::no_good_woman::japanese_ogre::poop: and she said “You’re ostensibly weak-swimming :swimming_man::shark::no_entry_sign: and you haven’t even learned how to surprise your prey by curving your body and, bracing yourself with your posteriorly-positioned fins, launching a quick strike forward in the manner of a snake” :snake::shark::cut_of_meat::cut_of_meat::money_mouth_face: but my mom just doesn’t understand :rage::confounded::rage::confounded: that being a gamer isn’t a hobby :baby::no_good_man: it’s my hardcore PASSION :man_astronaut::man_astronaut::raised_hands::raised_hands::shark::shark: