J. Jonah Jameson here, and I’ve got a scoop for you. It seems that the MENACE Spider-Man has been particularly active in HARASSING the fine people of New York lately. Take a look at this EXCLUSIVE photo I’ve procured from CONFIDENTIAL sources:
Look at the ANGLE! It’s clear that the Spider has BRAINWASHED our fine air paramedic FIRST RESPONDERS to take the picture to STROKE his massive EGO! This cannot stand! We must track the masked menace’s movements. So I ask you, fellow citizens, get me pictures of Spider-Man!!!