Help me name the next XBox


#21

XBox Deuce

XBox Part Deux

XBox²


#22

X: Gonna Give It To Ya


#23

Xbox 360/2

Xbox 360 Final Mix


#24

:wink:


#25

They’re gonna call it… The Nintendo Entertainment System.


#26

Imo if you call it Palstation 5 you can take advantage of Sony’s brand and the lack of awareness of relatives buying consoles at the holidays and it’s not even illegal except for the part where I specifically, in writing, stated an intent to infringe on Sony’s brand. None of you are cops, right?


#27

We Are Rapidly Depleting The Planet Of Rare Earth Metals And Capitalism Is Not Ready 720


#28

Xbox Uno Dos Tres Catorce

(yes that is a terrible U2 reference but ask yourself isn’t that exactly what microsoft would do)


#29

Microsoft Present’s The Xbox aBundance Of eXperiences

or Microsoft Present’s The Xbox for short


#30

Xbox 720 is the obvious choice but I would also suggest Xbone R as I am a child


#31

Xbox Prime, for the standard console.
Xbox Elite, for the upgraded “Pro” version.

Edit: I didn’t realize this was in a jokes thread. ¯_(ツ)_/¯


#32

χ-box (pronounced “key-box”)


#33

The XBox 3, or XXXBox if you’re nasty.


#34

I changed my mind: they should go the Guilty Gear route and just call it XrdBox


#36

Xbox One X One: the XOXO

Alternatively, just make the real leap to YBox.


#37

The SeXbox was, and still is, the only answer.


#38

Harmony Gold Presents the Xbox by Microsoft.


#39

U r all fools… thinking INSIDE the box… u have to expand ur brain cavity…

a box is just a box… butw what is more than a box?? something u can move
on…STHatS RIGHT

COMIN NG NEXT 2020

IT’S THE X BIKE 36900


#40

xXxXbox 360.2 Final RemixxXx


#41

They last released the Xbox One X so logical it’s going to be the Xbox One Y. Xboney.