How do you eat a kiwi?


#1
  • bite
  • peel

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bite:

peel:


#2

With your mouth


#3

Cut it in half and squeeze the good bits out. I’m a monster.


#4

Slice into halves, spoon that shit.


#5

Wait, is that outside part edible?


#6

Oddly enough, I don’t think I could ever just bite into one…but I’ll eat the skin if it’s sliced.

Better ratio of fuzz to fruit, I suppose.


#7

give me a spheroid and i’ll eat it like an apple


#8

Pretty sure I’ve only had it pre-sliced or in fruit salads or whatever… The skin looks unappetizing though


#9

Cut it in half and use a spoon.


#10

you take the kiwi and then you give it to someone you don’t like and let them figure it out because it is a kiwi


#11

It is and it’s good


#12

I don’t eat a kiwi


#13

Damn it. Now I need to buy a kiwi.


#14

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Cut it in half and squeeze the good bits out. I’m a monster.
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#15

I tried this scoop method but then started just doing another cut into quarters and eating them like that.


#16

Listen, not liking Kojima is basically correct, but kiwis? C’mon now.


#17

just shove that little guy into your mouth


#18

they’re the hideo kojima of fruit


#19

That’s the Hideo Kojima of forum posts.


#20

Mr Kojima came to see me and gave me a kiwi and said I should figure out how to best eat it.

Again, I thought he was kidding but soon realised that Mr Kojima was serious.