How do you eat a kiwi?


#21

Hold it over a garbage can.

Now open your hand.


#22

Who the hell bites into a kiwi?!:confused:

Cut it in half a use a spoon like a civilized person.


#23

my mouth is the garbage can


#24

uses immense force of will not to make a horney joke


#25

came here to post this…well done


#26

This is Waypoint, is it not? I’m pretty sure the horny is implied.


#27

please keep my topics horn-free


#28

I’m changing my answer I would eat a kiwi if it had horns


#29

if your kiwi has a horn you should get a refund


#30

But that skin can be bitter in a good way, though.


#31

If your kiwi has a horn it may be a dragon fruit.


#32

OH MY GOD
NO
You don’t do EITHER of these.

You’re SUPPOSED to cut them in half and scoop out the inside.
Geez.
I’d know, I’m a kiwi.


#33

well i wasn’t sure but it’s in your username so i’ll mark you as the authority here


#34

Peel that shit.

Eat that shit.


#35

This one knows what is up


#36

I used to eat it with a spoon like a boiled egg but since learning that it’s totally ok to just bite into it my life has never been the same. Seriously, try it.


#37

So many biters, I’ve finally found my people :blush:


#38

I shed tears of joy when I read this topic. All my life I thought I was the only person who ate kiwis by biting straight into them, without peeling them, eating the skin and all. Finally I know I’m not alone in this world.


#39

Cut in half, spoon it out. You can get all the meat out, barely any stays on the skin.


#40

I looked at the “bite” image too long and started getting sweats, thank you for setting these people on the true and righteous path