How do you eat croutons in a salad?


#1

If you try and poke them with your fork they just break?


#2

This may be disturbing to some, so I’ll put it as spoiler text: I wait until they are soggy with dressing, and then I poke them with my fork!


#3

scoop em like a spoon/ say fuck it and just grab em


#4

With my fingers.


#5

real gamers just eat croutons like chips


#6

with my mouth!!! haha thats a joke


#7

I always carry a pair of chopsticks with me just for this occasion


#8

I jab them with my fork and hope they don’t crumble to dust.


#9

You’re implying I would ever stoop to eating a salad and break from my 100% carnivore diet that I have because I AM A MASCULINE AUTHORITY FIGURE


#10

Eat them out of a giant bag before they ever make it to a salad


#11

sometimes i like to pour croutons in a bowl, put dressing on them (balsamic vinaigrette or caesar ONLY) and then just eat them with my fingers. love the cronch


#12

Stick 'em in a tasty soup.

Crunchy friends in a liquid broth.


#13

Totally saltine crackers you’re thinking of


#14

I use the ol’ fork scoop method where I poke the prongs through as many leaves as possible then scoop it under the crouton in a sort of pseudo-balancing act that basically rarely works. Salad is an underrated frustrating food tbh


#15

See, if you just forget about bowls and instead lie down and prepare the salad in your open mouth you don’t have this problem


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