It's dawn, July 4, and the entire north-eastern region United States has collapsed. A zombie virus has wiped out most major cities and the US Army only barely has it contained. I am the Secretary of Defense, and I'm walking back from a briefing with the Pentagon when I find my fellow White House players clustered ominously around a computer screen. The Secretary of State looks up at me with a mixture of pity and amusement. "We'll visit you in federal prison," he smiles.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/qv3v8b/how-i-survived-a-zombie-apocalypse-only-to-wind-up-in-federal-prison