I enjoyed an energy drink and am now an "Authentic Gamer"?


While I adore games, twitch streams, gaming podcasts and news I have never used Gamer as an identifier. I just had an energy drink (which is v. rare for me) with Assassin’s Creed branding splashed on it and I feel like the “Ideal Gamer” now (even though I’m not playing games).

Have you ever purchased or consumed something that made you feel more connected to “Gamer” culture by accident?

Will my SR go up in overwatch now??



everyone knows ur not a real gamer until u climb mount dorito and drink the font of the dew, the place where all gamer knowledge springs forth and gathers.


Energy drinks are last-gen. If you want to reach truly next-gen gamer levels, you need to start vaping.


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