I stepped out of the shower a changed woman—a worse woman, but changed nonetheless. The iconic lines from Wicked played in my head: "Something has changed within me. Something is not the same. I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game." Yes, I had just cleaned myself with Xbox-branded body wash.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vb98v8/i-tried-xboxs-three-in-one-shampoo-face-and-body-wash