If you had a spare back, where would you put it? [SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY]


#1

Do you go extra long torso? Do you have it extending your neck? How about an extra limb? Looking forward to your input on this intellectual discussion.


#2

On my front, as was intended.


#3

top of the head, like a cool fun hat


#4

I’d have one very long leg


#5

Hear me out on this: Double Wide Torso


#6

This is a STRONG take.


#7

i could prob fob it off on someone else
maybe someone will collect like 30 and become a dope snake


#8

on my back, two layers. Double my core strength.


#9

Hear me out: Torso Tail.


#10

I’m listening.


#11

counterpoint, put it on your back, but sideways. you can now only sit of stool BUT you got a coolbench for your friends to sit on


#12

I haven’t gotten much farther than that, unfortunately.


#13


#14

A spare back is a tail. Like, that’s just what it is.


#15

Can I replace my shitty fucked up back with this new good back? That would be what i’d do.


#16

I’d biohack it to store all my RAM

You could def fit some extra RAM into that spinal column


#17

I mean if I had some spare baby back ribs they’re going in my tum.


#18

My bike’s got this little pouch clamped to the seat with inner tube patches, band-aids, and a collapsible wrench–very handy on long rides! D’you figure I could get someone to make one of those pouches for my human body and stuff the spare in there, so that in case of a torso puncture I’d have a backup?


#19

Is it just a spine? If so I would want it side by side with my original spine so I could make some kind of super spine.


#20

Wazanator asks a real important question is it just the spine? or can i get the meat bit too?