I'm getting drunk at an airport, AMA

Hi my flight is delayed again and I’m drinking margaritas and I’m super bored. Flew in for an interview and now it’s liiiiiit AMA

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Salt rimmed or sugar?

Hey man, how you been?

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I can’t get boozy at airports anymore after a literal bad trip… how long you delayed?

Salt rimmed I’m not an idiot here!

Just making sure!

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I’m good! Well I got laid off so that was absolutely not good but I got an interview so that’s hopeful at least and now you have made a forum which is also good

I’ve been here since 3 but hopefully boarding soon

Rate the surrounding people on their footwear by a scale of 1-10, please.

I’m glad to hear you’ve got an interview, at least! Which airport are you stuck in?

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Grandma passing me on legit sneaks, 9/10 no crocs in sight

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Is the company paying for your booze?

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Philadelphia, back to Cincinnati

Are you flying united?

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wait, were you always in Cincinnati?

They have asked for all receipts and these purchases have absolutely generated receipts

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Only in the past two years, before that was D.C.

No im flying the American brand of airplanes but I will document any violence against my person

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Take a shot every time another flight leaves before yours.

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Im actually dead now