I'm getting drunk at an airport, AMA


#1

Hi my flight is delayed again and I’m drinking margaritas and I’m super bored. Flew in for an interview and now it’s liiiiiit AMA


#2

Salt rimmed or sugar?


#3

Hey man, how you been?


#4

I can’t get boozy at airports anymore after a literal bad trip… how long you delayed?


#5

Salt rimmed I’m not an idiot here!


#6

Just making sure!


#7

I’m good! Well I got laid off so that was absolutely not good but I got an interview so that’s hopeful at least and now you have made a forum which is also good


#8

I’ve been here since 3 but hopefully boarding soon


#9

Rate the surrounding people on their footwear by a scale of 1-10, please.


#10

I’m glad to hear you’ve got an interview, at least! Which airport are you stuck in?


#11

Grandma passing me on legit sneaks, 9/10 no crocs in sight


#12

Is the company paying for your booze?


#13

Philadelphia, back to Cincinnati


#14

Are you flying united?


#15

wait, were you always in Cincinnati?


#16

They have asked for all receipts and these purchases have absolutely generated receipts


#17

Only in the past two years, before that was D.C.


#18

No im flying the American brand of airplanes but I will document any violence against my person


#19

Take a shot every time another flight leaves before yours.


#20

Im actually dead now