It's my cakeday, what present did you get me?


#1

hi, you said youd get me a present for my first birthday but you never even told me that we were going to the store


#2

For your birthday I got you gamer cred


#3

On my way to the store, I found a quaint, emoji market on the side of the road and bought you a bundle of locally sourced emoji

:pineapple: :bagel: :rice_scene: :desert: :elephant:


#4

i heard you talking about that kentucky-zero-road business with all your friends the other day, so: i got you one last job delivering antiques which will paradoxically tug you deeper into debt as america’s institutions prey on your lonely foibles!

happy cakeday!


#5

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#6

I got you some…cake?

:birthday:


#7

You are now old enough for these packs of cigarettes I went to the store for. I also got you some milk because you are still need to grow & make your bones strong.


#8

Got you a book. I found it life-changing, I think you’re gonna love it.


#9

For your cakeday, I got you somewhere to put that new book @trty0 got you

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#10

I retch every time I walk into a bookstore and that pile of trash is placed proudly in the “Great Canadian Literature” section. Sink this cursed country into Hudson Bay.


#11

Or. Or.

Put it in the fire barrel.
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#12

I live in the pacific northwest, so that’s redundant.

Climate change jokes, I got 'em.


#13

I stopped by the CVS on the way over and got you one of these image


#14

link%20hand


#15

Time for the customary birthday Dark Nation


#16

This was the only batman they had I’m sorry


#17

omg… thanbk u so myuch… i luv this… thjis meansn soo!! much 2 me… teh gratsehset gift… i cnnannot bjeleivei it… thank u…


#18

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