hi, you said youd get me a present for my first birthday but you never even told me that we were going to the store
For your birthday I got you gamer cred
On my way to the store, I found a quaint, emoji market on the side of the road and bought you a bundle of locally sourced emoji
i heard you talking about that kentucky-zero-road business with all your friends the other day, so: i got you one last job delivering antiques which will paradoxically tug you deeper into debt as america’s institutions prey on your lonely foibles!
I got you some…cake?
You are now old enough for these packs of cigarettes I went to the store for. I also got you some milk because you are still need to grow & make your bones strong.
I retch every time I walk into a bookstore and that pile of trash is placed proudly in the “Great Canadian Literature” section. Sink this cursed country into Hudson Bay.
Put it in the fire barrel.
I live in the pacific northwest, so that’s redundant.
Climate change jokes, I got 'em.
I stopped by the CVS on the way over and got you one of these
omg… thanbk u so myuch… i luv this… thjis meansn soo!! much 2 me… teh gratsehset gift… i cnnannot bjeleivei it… thank u…
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