It's my cakeday, what present did you get me?

vehemently · October 31, 2018, 4:34am

hi, you said youd get me a present for my first birthday but you never even told me that we were going to the store

WeedLordVegeta · October 31, 2018, 11:28am

For your birthday I got you gamer cred

Glorgu · October 31, 2018, 12:25pm

On my way to the store, I found a quaint, emoji market on the side of the road and bought you a bundle of locally sourced emoji

futureperf · October 31, 2018, 1:06pm

i heard you talking about that kentucky-zero-road business with all your friends the other day, so: i got you one last job delivering antiques which will paradoxically tug you deeper into debt as america’s institutions prey on your lonely foibles!

happy cakeday!

Navster · October 31, 2018, 1:19pm

just_benj · October 31, 2018, 1:54pm

I got you some…cake?

Moom · October 31, 2018, 2:00pm

You are now old enough for these packs of cigarettes I went to the store for. I also got you some milk because you are still need to grow & make your bones strong.

trty0 · October 31, 2018, 4:49pm

Got you a book. I found it life-changing, I think you’re gonna love it.

LaSauce · October 31, 2018, 5:11pm

For your cakeday, I got you somewhere to put that new book @trty0 got you

Navster · October 31, 2018, 5:19pm

I retch every time I walk into a bookstore and that pile of trash is placed proudly in the “Great Canadian Literature” section. Sink this cursed country into Hudson Bay.