My office is digging this big hole next to our building. What should I put in the hole?

What should I put in the hole?

Give hole The Child

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I am the hole’s child.

a print-out of this picture:

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channeling spite for my own office
your office

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Idk what you should put IN the hole but I think you should hang a sign that says:

The Path of God - Only in the leap from the lion’s head will he prove his worth.

And put a printout of a lion’s head.

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cue “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!” Spongebob clip

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Well, my COLLECTIVE office.

I don’t own the building, or this hole, unfortunately.

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HOLE is WIN
OFFICE is YOU

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You can’t give the hole anything.

That’s my hole. It was made for me!

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What should office put in the win?

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If your desk is above the hole you could push it right in there. I’m just saying

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I forgot…

OFFICE is SINK

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I’m just aghast at the lack of OSHA-mandated safety protocols here. Maybe throw in a copy of your state/province’s occupational safety act?

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On that note, maybe put yourself in the hole and get some possible worker’s comp?

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Now that the plan is public record on this very popular Internet forum, there can be a case made that the worker intentionally injured themself in an effort to obtain disability payments. Depending on the jurisdiction this could severely reduce or completely negate payments received while recuperating. Criminal charges may also be brought against the worker.

…sorry to be a bummer on a jokes and dokes thread. :frowning:

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This is Georgia.

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Throw a HASP down there, they need it

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Please don’t make me lose my job. ;_;

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I second the motion for asps. Snakes belong in the hole.

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