My office is digging this big hole next to our building. What should I put in the hole?

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I was inspired by the bathroom that inspired this: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/05/beatmstrj-vs-dieting-hippo.html

And have decided that the hole is the perfect shape for a bigass ugly tub with rocks around it.

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Turns out the the Peach State doesnā€™t have its own OSHA legislation and instead defaults to the federal one. Happy printing!

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Yeah, but Georgia DOES have a right to work law, which means they could fire me if they wanted for pointing out this stuff.

So Iā€™m gonna CHILL, and hope the hole stays a safe area.

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Randy Pitchford

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What ifā€¦ we filled the hole with billionaires. And just kindaā€¦ lowered a big concrete slab over the top of it and walked away.

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Sorry if I overstepped. Job site safety is one of the few things in my job that Iā€™m genuinely passionate about as it helps workers instead of enriching the moneyed class. I tend to get a little carried away about it.

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Me before the hole: lol, Iā€™ll make a joke thread about the hole!

Me after the hole: PLEASE DONā€™T RAT ME OUT TO THE HOLE POLICE I WANT TO KEEP MY JOB

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According to all the JRPGs Iā€™ve played, this is just about the most irresponsible way of dealing with super-evils

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A very big inflatable golf ball.

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Ironically enough, the hole is being dug to create an emergency exit for some new office space being developed.

And in all seriousness, I stuck my phone through a barrier to get the pic. They have the hole cordoned off.

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Wow you TRESSPASSED!?

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Be gay do crimes, as they say.

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Seriously this is an INCREDIBLY UNSAFE HOLE that needs shoring because there have obviously been workpersons inside it what the fuck is even going on. This hole could collapse at any second and anyone who is inside the hole would be dead as fuck. Why is there no shoring. This contractor should be put out of fucking business, this is basic hole-ing.

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throw your boss in and say this is sparta it would be epic

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Have a look around the level, is there something that fits this hole exactly? You might need to rotate it a bit to see.

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I would totally be fine with this thread evolving into hole digging regulations and etiquette.

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put secrets in the hole

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50 copies of Sneak King.

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Hole Update: Theyā€™ve cordoned off even more, and there are a bunch of steel rods alongside the hole.

I am wondering if they are SLOWLY working their way to OSHA regulations.

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