Petty Songs Go Here


#1

I like petty songs and would like to listen to petty songs.


#2

#3

Well I can’t think of a song that’s more pathetic and petty than this:


#4

I think this song is an act of self-sacrifice. It was worthwhile for someone to spend four and a half minutes shitting on Mike Posner, and since he did it no one else had to take time out of their day.


#5

nothing is quite as petty as teenage dirtbag aka the incel anthem


#6

I hear this song all the fucking time at work and it’s gross and I hate it https://youtu.be/lY2yjAdbvdQ


#8

#9

Eminem wrote a diss track about Mariah Carey. Petty, sad, and pointless. chef’s kiss


#10

Hard to think of anything more petty than Lakutis’ verse on here.

Here’s Kitty explaining the very petty backstory:
http://players.brightcove.net/4863540648001/HklmClHkx_default/index.html?videoId=5237582440001


#11

wait nvm I thought of something twice as petty.

petty squared.


#12

Affectionately petty.


#13

I hate that it took four hours for someone to post a Petty song.


#14

Basically any Alkaline Trio song really

https://youtu.be/QUV-WqhuihM