Porgs: Yes or No?

Porgs:

  • Y
  • N

0 voters

Uez8dK8ratZQDtbVKq8vmHi9b4c=

I feel the same way about porgs that I do about the Noppon from Xenoblade. They’re worse than the gungans and I would absolutely eat them.

Disclaimer: I haven’t seen the new Star Wars and don’t actually know enough about porgs to make the above claim.

1 Like

Porgs are great, I only had a few, but a friend of mine had a whole bunch and even a metal slammer.

7 Likes

tenor

1 Like

They were created in a marketing board room to sell as much garbage with them plastered on as possible so I’m going to say no.

2 Likes

I was on-board until I was watching the film and realised they’re only there to sell merchandise. Big no.

2 Likes

I hear they’re delicious.

2 Likes

They’re for kids and a grown-ass man like myself should realize that and not be annoyed by them.

But I’m annoyed by them and want them to go away.

I googled porgs and no, absolutely not.
It’s like what if a furby and a seal had a baby, then you get whatever abomination that is.

OY wins over ON

See, “what if a furby and a seal had a baby” is a question I never knew my heart needed the answer to.

1 Like

Porgs: Yes! The rest of the animals : No!

Yes

Porgs? No!

Crystal fox things?

image

Yes.

Back me up on this @VulpesAbsurda.

8 Likes

They seem like friends, albeit ones I could see myself eating on occasion.

1 Like

So, regular friends, then.

2 Likes

I’m conservative and eat only my closest friends.

I’m just lazy and closest friends are right there.

1 Like

Well this topic got lewd.