Porgs:
- Y
- N
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I feel the same way about porgs that I do about the Noppon from Xenoblade. They’re worse than the gungans and I would absolutely eat them.
Disclaimer: I haven’t seen the new Star Wars and don’t actually know enough about porgs to make the above claim.
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Porgs are great, I only had a few, but a friend of mine had a whole bunch and even a metal slammer.
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They were created in a marketing board room to sell as much garbage with them plastered on as possible so I’m going to say no.
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I was on-board until I was watching the film and realised they’re only there to sell merchandise. Big no.
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I hear they’re delicious.
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They’re for kids and a grown-ass man like myself should realize that and not be annoyed by them.
But I’m annoyed by them and want them to go away.
I googled porgs and no, absolutely not.
It’s like what if a furby and a seal had a baby, then you get whatever abomination that is.
OY wins over ON
See, “what if a furby and a seal had a baby” is a question I never knew my heart needed the answer to.
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Porgs: Yes! The rest of the animals : No!
They seem like friends, albeit ones I could see myself eating on occasion.
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So, regular friends, then.
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I’m conservative and eat only my closest friends.
I’m just lazy and closest friends are right there.
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Well this topic got lewd.
