Post your incel/volcel headcanons

What fictional characters do you believe live the incel or volcel lifestyle? For example, Mishima from Persona 5 absolutely posts on r/incel on the reg.

Iā€™m learning words.

Gordon Freeman, King of Volcels

Shitposting is for fun times, but in the spirit of keeping this place positive, dragging in Reddit-isms/MRA stuff is not really a great look.

Thank you.