So, we’ve all done it, right? Made up lyrics to video game jams. Well, I sometimes have. Brad Shoemaker has! Who can forget the timeless classic Barkerville (sometimes known as Bloody Tears for some reason) from CastleVania II: Simon’s Quest:
I thought it’d be cool if we posted our own past lyrical endeavours. For example, 6 year old kid me could not not hear the first bit of the Sonic the Hedgehog title screen theme as
Sonic the Hedgehog / Here-here-here he is :
20s me still liked Sonic but was slightly less innocent which turned the main melody of Sonic 2’s Zone Boss music (starts 7 seconds in below) into
Doctor Robotnik, he’s going to fuck you up / Doctor Robotnik; Gonna fuck you up! :
And that’s my lot. What about you? What strange sounds have escaped from your mouths over the years…?
John T. Drake does Barkerville: