Here, am well inty fudge, me. Can’t get enough of those ittle morsels. Properly Fudge Mad I am. Love 'em. Just call me That One That Really Enjoys A Good Fudge From Time To Time. HmMmm-HmMmMMm(That, folks, is the sound of me enthusiastically rubbing my belly in anticipation for that Good Good Fudge).
Which is why I feel like it’s my God-Given Duty to present to you all the ULTIMATE in fudge questions. A question known in the deepest darkest recesses of Fudge Fandom by such names as “The Big One”, “The Thread-Killer”, “Illegal” and “The Real Humdingerino.”
So come one come all, stick your fingers in this figurative vat of molten sugar and prepare to be metaphorically sent to alegorical hospital for your engagement with “The Real Shebang”:
Should Fudge Be Crumbly, Or Chewy?
- Hmmmmm, Give Me That Soft Chewy Goodness
- Mmm-mmm, I Wanna Feel That Crumbly Sweetness
Personally, I stand with the Chew. That’s where the REAL shit’s at. I’ve nothing against that crumblin’ stuff, but here: the word “Fudge” just SOUNDS chewy. Like your squeezing it through your teeth as you say it.