I live in a 13 story apartment building. Weird thing is, the elevator has button for the 14th floor, with a big piece of tape next to it that says “do not press.” So at first I thought there was a 14th floor that was only for supers or something, but I live on the twelfth floor, and when I look up at my apartment from the street, there’s only one floor above me.
So my second thought is the elevator was installed with the wrong number of buttons. Well, recently people have been getting in the elevator with me and hitting the button for the 14th floor! I try to point out that it says ‘do not press’ but they just look at me! I tried to wait with them once, and see where the elevator went, but they just hit 12th floor button and hold down the open doors button until I get out. Pretty rude behavior.
Here’s the worst part! they’ve started bringing cakes up there. The last cake they had was super nice and in the shape of a racecar! So basically I wanna go up there, and tell them I won’t leave until I get some of those fancy cakes. Should I do it?
nah the stairs won’t work. once you get to the top they just keep goin’. you can walk up em for an hour if you want, but then walk back down to the top floor in a few seconds. I use it to exercise, it’s pretty convenient
Sorry, have we established yet if this is one of those buildings where they skipped the 13th floor out of superstition? Like as the OP says it’s a 13 story building but the 13th floor is labelled 14 because 13 is bad luck?
Yes, and in the 14th floor some Eyes Wide Shut shit is going on. That, or “Im’ containing a Satanic Zombie Apocalypse here by giving cake to the caged zombies”