So last year I moved from Seattle to Columbus.
I was bummed, because I love the Sounders and wasn't so hot on the Crew. "Well, that's OK," I thought when I confirmed I'd be moving, "Kei Kamara is one of my favorite players in MLS, it'll be cool to watch him play."
The next day, he was traded.
"Well, that's alright, Higuain is really fun to watch, I'll get to see him play."
Couple weeks later: injured.
Fortunately this year Pipa is back and the team is pretty fun to watch when they don't completely shit the bed.