D.C. United fan here, our team appears to be having a garbage year. Luciano Acosta seems to be the only player who knows what to do with the ball when it isn’t in the defending third of the field, and when he’s out we just don’t score at all. The team has scored 1 goal in their last 4 games (a 1-0 win off a PK!) and has gone scoreless in 7 of their 12 games so far this season. Bill Hamid is amazing when he isn’t getting injured and sabotaging his chances to go play in Europe or the USMNT. Our ownership is largely absentee and will probably bolt after the team moves into their new stadium in the second half of 2018.
Other than that, things are looking good.