Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Rob Zacnys


#1

Robs Zacny? Anyway, this aggression will not stand, man. They can’t do this to our Largest Son.


#2

whats homestuck


#3

Rob, don’t read Homestuck.


#4

Homestuck was a mistake


#5

I can just picture the look on his sweet face, Our Rob, as Cado and Austin enter hour seventeen of explaining Homestuck. He takes a sip from a coffee mug. Does it contain coffee? Unlikely. If it does, does he wish it contained, instead, concentrated arsenic?


#6

Is this the next lore reasons


#7

If I have to remove my son, Rob Zacny, from this clearly unsafe work environment, I will.


#8

Rob Zacny has proven time and again he can defend himself and has the ability to utterly destroy any pretenders.


#9

Homestuck is like intentionally injecting yourself with a virus that causes hallucinations


#10

Only if they try to do it in chronological order


#11

The proper plural is Zacni


#12

I feel inexplicably drawn to “Robs Zacny” though. It just feels good.


#13

Look if we don’t test makeup on Robs Zacni how will we know if it’s safe for me?!?


#14
  • Zacnys
  • Zacnies
  • Zacni
  • Zox

0 voters


#15

please edit to include Robs Zacny though


#16

This, and also if you’re going to include “Zacni” for the faux-Latin pluralization you should really include “Zacnydes” for the Greek.


#17

:pensive:


#18

Please do not make rob read homestuck, no one deserves that.


#19
  1. Courts-martial, sergeants-major, robs-zacny.

  2. Rob, don’t read Homestuck.

2a. If these demons make you read Homestuck, Commodore Zacny, don’t hold back. It’s time to make them play Advanced Squad Leader. With all the expansions.


#20

[Rob pulls out a 3-ring binder]

Danielle: Okay, wow. That’s…
Austin: yeah, ummm. it’s a lot. ASL is like… a lot

Rob: Oh, that’s just the beginner rules.

[Rob begins stacking even more binders on the table]

Patrick: No. No no no no no. NO!

[A large, teetering tower of binders is now threatening to engulf the Waypoint Offices]