We gotta get those aliens out of Area 51!
What are some good strategies for 250k Naruto Runners to storm Area 51 and free all those cool alien friends?
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You have to know there’s no aliens in Area 51, Trump wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut about it.
In all honesty, I hope no one tries this. Those lands are probably wired like WW1 French battlegrounds with mines and trip wires.
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I’m sorry… what?
300,000 people are going to Naruto run into Area 51 in a couple of months and free the aliens.
Ah, yes. Of course. My bad.
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If we free the aliens, they will give us Gay Space Communism. Why do you think they’re locked up in Area 51?
Capitalists don’t want us to have that good good Gay Space Communism.
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I’m hoping the area 51 guards follow XCOM rookie rules and miss every shot.
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The guards will fall very easily to the first wave of Kyles.
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Ya’ll ever feel like meme culture’s gotten away from you?
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Can we kiss an alien?
According to Bioware, prominent scholars in alien kissing, only if you’re a girl.
Dude kissing aliens have to get patched in later.
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I was thinking about ringing the doorbell and seeing if the secretary would let me in, I let y’all know how it goes!
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Area 51 isn’t Mordor so I would simply walk in.
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I remember seeing a video years ago of two old ladies flooring it down the road towards Area 51 and having the cammy dudes chase them.
I could never find the video again, and I never found out what happened to the old ladies.
We gotta honor the OG Naruto runners though, may they kiss all the aliens they can in the after life.
I, the Banksy would simply don a high visibility vest and a hard hat and act like I was supposed to be there.
Plan 1) Each of us naruto runners uses Shadow Clone jutsu as we get within sight of the Area 51 guards. Now there’s at least more than a million of us!
Plan 2) As we approach Area 51, we do a simple Transformation jutsu to look like aliens and deceive the guards into thinking we’re trying to run back to the safety and comfort of A.51
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C’MON. STAY LOW is the only strategy needed.
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