I’m Caring Tan (source: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/05/an-ai-invented-a-bunch-of-new-paint-colors-that-are-hilariously-wrong/)
Burble Simp, of course.
EDIT: also, this is fantastic, I love AI trying its hardest and failing.
I was going to say Dorkwood but honestly Stummy Beige is a better fit.
im smashing that mf’ing “im turdly” hotkey i just set up
Yo y’all got any of that Stanky Bean?
On Tiwtter I posted that I’m Turdly, but in my heart, I’m Rose Hork
snowbonk reporting for duty
public account I’m Caring Tan, private account I’m Bank Butt
I’ve been trying to come up with a joke around Bank Butt and government bailouts for the better part of 5 minutes with no luck. Maybe in 6 hours when I actually wake up after work 
Also I’m 100% Dorkwood
Absolutely Stargoon
Grass Bat speaks more to me than I expected
I wanna say I’m Dope
But I know I’m Bank Butt.
Torn between Snowbonk, which is my favorite drug, or Stargoon, the name of my new electronicore band
electronicore band made up entirely of members from the Something Awful forums
White empty space
Totally a burble simp.
I’m a stanky bean
I’m pretty much Dorkwood, but I’d also consider Testing…
Turdly reporting here 
