Tell me a secret


#1

i’ll start

i don’t get “the aristocrats!” joke. i always immediately start thinking about the aristocats

i DO want to be a cat


#2

Lobsters dont make great pets, but they know the secrets of the deep.


#3

It’s a secret to everyone


#4

i don’t like hideo kojima


#5
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That is definitely “A secret”


#6

I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die


#7

I hid Goosebump cards a relative gave me under my great aunts’ chair because they were too scary and I was afraid if I threw them away they would haunt me.


#8

another secret

i think cheese dust on chips is gross


#9

i hate breakfast


#10

When I was a kid, I couldn’t beat Link’s awakening on my own gameboy (because I was a child) and my Aunt had gotten past the part where I was stuck. Her gameboy disappeared for a while and I hid it under my bed.

After two weeks I “found” it and gave it back… after I figured out how she got past where I was stuck.


#11

I have a bandaid on my switch’s kickstand because I accidentally broke it, couldn’t get it to stick, and had no tape lying around


#12

did you kiss the breakage first?


#13

i’ve almost died several times due being full of myself


#14

TBH

That sounds like a solid aesthetic


#15

I like kissing with my eyes open.


#16

I kiss with my eyes.


#17

Aside from basic existential dread, the largest cause of my anxiety as a child was Jim Carrey as The Mask


#18

I’ve played the Witcher 3 so much that I’ll usually let the intro narration go for a bit and recite it by heart in that narrator’s voice.


#19

Coincidentally, the largest cause of my anxiety as a child was Jim Carrey as The Grinch.


#20

Allllllrighty then!