Do you know about the chip butty? Wikipedia describes it as “a sandwich made with chips (i.e. French fried potatoes) on buttered white bread or a bread roll, often with an added condiment such as ketchup, brown sauce, mayonnaise, or malt vinegar.” In other words, it takes a perfect, naturally-occurring pile of fries and dipping condiment and puts bread in way. Slathered up, buttered bread!!
Look at this picture??
If the sandwich is made out of fries, why would you also get fries? Is this faked? Is this a hoax? Did some kid just order buttered toast and a side of fries, mock-up this culinary lie and dress up a whole wiki page for it?
Do you see this?
Also, this sentence?? “A chip butty can be vegetarian if the chips are not fried in lard or dripping.” I don’t need this.
CHIP BUTTY COROLLARY: this thing, the, uh, crisp sandwich, which is just a bit too sad to talk about. I mean, really …