The Lessons of Crowbar & Sickle [PUBG]


#1
  1. Don’t die in the blue (hole).

  2. Cars!!! [exclamation marks pronounced like question marks]

  3. Don’t move while being healed.

  4. Punch club, punch club.

  5. Scopes, except for when not scopes.

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8) Don’t be a bloodthirsty fool. Let the murder (MURDAAA) come to you. <–

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#2

RIP Sickle, he fell off a boat with bullets.

UPDATE: Sickle’s enraged spirit got revenge by running over Crowbar with the boat on the beach.

THE LESSON: Boats suck and are dumb.