Under “Our Friends”
These meta-citizens are a crucial tool for centrist politicians, ensuring that they always stay in touch with what principles to pretend to have. Their feedback helps transform tactless comments like “Stupid people deserve to be poor” into elegant platitudes like “The only way to move forward is to embrace the strength of tomorrow."
Under “Our Enemies”
Instead of believing that what’s good for business is good for everyone, these anti-progress tree fondlers absurdly claim that what’s good for everyone is good for everyone.
We want an efficient government with lean bureaucracies, supple imperial war machines and svelte mass surveillance.