What magical artifact would you want?

#21

The remote control from the Adam Sandler classic CLICK

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#22

The Dragon Balls If i Get the First wish before they scatter I use it to wish for the power of Causality if that’s to much for the Dragon to do then I get power of flight or something then just find the balls every time there ready

#23

A Genie Lamp that includes the ghost of Robin Williams

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#25

Teleportation runes. Thinking small I could live anywhere I want, work anywhere I want without having to worry about travelling between them, Thinking big you could upend how our societies are structured geographically.

Damn what a necrobump! Saw this on the front page! Whoops

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#26

Definitely a bag of holding. Something like a cross between Hermione’s bag and Newt’s briefcase. Hold anything I want, no one would ever need to know, AND doubles as a portable house!

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#27

Ah, the good ol’ days when joke threads didn’t auto-lock after three days.

As someone who is always cold, I remember reading a YA book series about djinn in which the main characters were given magic permanently-heated rocks to keep in their pockets, and man those always sounded really nice.

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#28

I want the Flying Nimbus so that we can test our presidential candidates on it. Anybody who can’t ride it isn’t getting my vote.

#29

I’m so with this. No car payment, no expensive plane tickets, just close my eyes and show up. What I will add is either proximity check or temporary invulnerability so I don’t get whacked right when i arrive somewhere.

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#30

Before this thread locks I need to say that I would want a shapeshifting ring

#31

I really just want a ring of equanimity, so that no matter what goes down, I’m really, truly, alright with it.

#32

A bag of Holding was the first thing that came to mind, too!

Remember in Scott Pilgrim where Scott literally goes inside Ramona’s bag of holding to hide from a fight?

What if you could just do that any time. Having a panic attack? Into the bag I go!

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