We never owned consoles, so there’s a lot of “Wow! How have you not?!” series of games I never touched.
Zelda. Final Fantasy. Metal Gear. Metroid. Castlevania. Sonic.
For birthdays, we’d often rent a N64, or Genesis before that, and a game or two. Short-form stuff to play at a party. Mario Kart, Goldeneye, Perfect Dark. Nothing long-form. Nothing you couldn’t enjoy in a few hours.
My entry to games was made on a fairly weak family PC, which struggled to run Half Life, and mods, like Counter Strike. 10+ minute loading screens for a section in the training levels, because internet lines couldn’t be tied up for that long yet. What ran was Warcraft 2. Then Starcraft. Eventually Diablo 2, and so on.
Years back, when Steam ports of Final Fantasy, and Metal Gear 5, started showing up, and finally this year, getting my first Nintendo console in the Switch, I dipped my toes in. Breath of the Wild wasn’t around as a kid, but it was my first Zelda. This is nothing like Darksiders, what were people talking about? Oh. It’s also nothing like Zelda. I liked Metal Gear, but not for reasons I thought I would. The story felt like cliche garbage. The characters were cartoonish, lacking entirely in subtlety, if not motivation. It was fun to play though. Charming.
Final Fantasy 7 was interesting. I saw Advent Children in a 3D animation class in 2005/2006, and was vaguely familiar with some of the characters, but none of the context. I got to the brothel quests, and stopped. Maybe it just hadn’t aged well. A year or two passed, and I’d try again. I got to a military parade, much further in the game, and stopped. Maybe it’s just not my thing. It had been raved about as one of the best things ever, and I just felt like I was playing mediocre-bad minigames for unclear reasons, with tone all over the place, and I knew the future emotional surprises. I just couldn’t make myself care enough to sit through the rest of it. (I am excited for the remake, I’m the monster that is being made for. Maybe this time I’ll get why everybody loved it.)