The Right Honourable First Lord of the Admiralty and Secretary of State of the Northern Department John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich is credited with the invention of the foodstuff which bears his title—the sandwich.
- a hero for all time, within his nation and without
- an unknowing monster, cursèd be his name
- fine, the true monster is the creator of this poll
- a devoted civil servant, despite a life wracked by grief
- the insensate tool of a brutal Empire
- a degenerate aristocrat, as we all would be
- simply human, are not we all complicit?
- salt beef is a garbage sandwich, john, c’mon