Who Would Win: Austin vs. Patrick (Austin Crushes It)


#1
  • Austin
  • Patrick

0 voters

Just a classic, bareknuckles, no-holds-barred, one-on-one throwdown.

No pocket sand, no crotch shots, no shoes, no shirts.


#2

My money is on Patrick, for the record


#3

I watched Patrick stream Yakuza 0. He recoiled at the sight of boobs.

Austin would win, no question.


#4

I don’t want them to fight I want them to be friends.


#5

Austin. Always take size in fight hypotheticals. Patrick is tiny.


#6

Tommy, please, call off the match!


#7

Friendships must be tested, from time to time. Think of it like the part in an anime where the main character fights his rival who becomes his friend later.


#8

Whoever wins, we lose.


#9

Yeh of course you started this tommy


#10

I’m both going to abstain and keep an eye on the vote…


#11

I really hate this…

But dusty finish clearly so we can have a rematch


#12

Lebron Games, aka Earn Cheese Sanders aka you get it.


#13

Patrick is tricky, but let’s be real.


How much of friends should Patrick and Austin be?
#14

the boys don’t fight
make love not war


#15

Professah Killah don’t take no prisoners.


#16

Austin has reach but Patrick has flexibility.


#17

Patrick’s got the fire to win, he’ll pull it out when the chips are down.


#18

For those of you that are appalled by the idea of Waypoint fighting, please visit this thread and vote on your preferred amount of Waypoint friendship.

https://forum.waypoint.vice.com/t/how-much-of-friends-should-patrick-and-austin-be/604


#19

You’re a good soul ;-;


#20

I think Patrick is probably part berserker and will lose control in a fight