Who Would Win: Austin vs. Patrick (Austin Crushes It)

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Just a classic, bareknuckles, no-holds-barred, one-on-one throwdown.

No pocket sand, no crotch shots, no shoes, no shirts.

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My money is on Patrick, for the record

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I watched Patrick stream Yakuza 0. He recoiled at the sight of boobs.

Austin would win, no question.

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I don’t want them to fight I want them to be friends.

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Austin. Always take size in fight hypotheticals. Patrick is tiny.

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Tommy, please, call off the match!

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Friendships must be tested, from time to time. Think of it like the part in an anime where the main character fights his rival who becomes his friend later.

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Whoever wins, we lose.

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Yeh of course you started this tommy

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I’m both going to abstain and keep an eye on the vote…

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I really hate this…

But dusty finish clearly so we can have a rematch

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Lebron Games, aka Earn Cheese Sanders aka you get it.

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Patrick is tricky, but let’s be real.

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the boys don’t fight
make love not war

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Professah Killah don’t take no prisoners.

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Austin has reach but Patrick has flexibility.

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Patrick’s got the fire to win, he’ll pull it out when the chips are down.

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For those of you that are appalled by the idea of Waypoint fighting, please visit this thread and vote on your preferred amount of Waypoint friendship.

https://forum.waypoint.vice.com/t/how-much-of-friends-should-patrick-and-austin-be/604

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You’re a good soul ;-;

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I think Patrick is probably part berserker and will lose control in a fight