Who Would Win: Austin vs. Patrick (Austin Crushes It)

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Whoever wins, we lose.

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Yeh of course you started this tommy

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I’m both going to abstain and keep an eye on the vote…

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I really hate this…

But dusty finish clearly so we can have a rematch

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Lebron Games, aka Earn Cheese Sanders aka you get it.

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Patrick is tricky, but let’s be real.

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the boys don’t fight
make love not war

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Professah Killah don’t take no prisoners.

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Austin has reach but Patrick has flexibility.

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Patrick’s got the fire to win, he’ll pull it out when the chips are down.

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For those of you that are appalled by the idea of Waypoint fighting, please visit this thread and vote on your preferred amount of Waypoint friendship.

https://forum.waypoint.vice.com/t/how-much-of-friends-should-patrick-and-austin-be/604

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You’re a good soul ;-;

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I think Patrick is probably part berserker and will lose control in a fight

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Yeah I could see Patrick getting DQ’d but that’s why all of the betting odds for him have that big payout

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I voted Austin, but I feel like since Patrick has a family to fight for fiercely, he might actually go super-saiyan (even though he can’t possibly have an idea, what that is) and just destroy.

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I voted Patrick, ole Scoops is a wildcard. The man will do what he has to, to win

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There’s a mystique to Austin that makes me think he’d pull out a last minute move (anime style) that just devastates Patrick. Then again, I’ve been re-watching a bunch of Naruto, so I could just be in my own little world here.

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Austin would be like one of those anime characters playing 4-dimensional chess in his head while facing off Patrick and win the fight handily.

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Which one is armed with a knife and which one has a bat?

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shit this poll is savage af