- Yes, mayonnaise absolutely belongs on hot dogs and that’s the only way I eat them.
- I wouldn’t have considered it before, but that sounds all right now that you mention it.
- I like mayonnaise as much as the next person, but there’s absolutely no way that you’d catch me putting that stuff on a hot dog.
- Mayonnaise? You mean the Devil’s Condiment? Get out of here with that kind of malarkey.