Would you put mayonnaise on a hot dog?

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  • Yes, mayonnaise absolutely belongs on hot dogs and that’s the only way I eat them.
  • I wouldn’t have considered it before, but that sounds all right now that you mention it.
  • I like mayonnaise as much as the next person, but there’s absolutely no way that you’d catch me putting that stuff on a hot dog.
  • Mayonnaise? You mean the Devil’s Condiment? Get out of here with that kind of malarkey.

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Where’s the option between “always/the only way” and “never/not considered before”?

It’s not the only choice but it’s also not some weirdness. You’d add sauerkraut, right? Small hop to coleslaw. Which is often made with a mayo salad dressing.

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Uh, yeah. Its really good. Keeps the bun from being so dry.

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Keep the devil out of my 'dog.

Butter on a bun, now that’s good.

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I’ll put all mayonnaise where it belongs in the garbage.

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My ideal hotdog topping:

1 layer of mayo
1 layer of Siracha
1 sprinkling of shredded cheddar cheese

I had this exact kind of hotdog TODAY

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I prefer mine with natural ketchup tbh

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Mayonnaise belongs on almost every food.

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I’d rather go with a tartare sauce over straight mayo, much in the same way I’ll generally go salsa over ketchup. But, in both cases, it’s kinda “this but add something interesting/spicy and crispy into it”.

(Unlike my above comment about mayo in general, I recognise that hardly anyone else sees this as a natural/general substitution and that salsa & tartare sauce mix to dip your chips in is not a common thing - you’re all missing out!)

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There’s a local chain where I live that sells hot dogs topped with Japanese food. Their most popular item is a hot dog with teriyaki sauce, dried seaweed and mayo.

It’s good.

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:raised_hands:Tartar sauce > all sauces.

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I put mayonnaise on a hotdog literally yesterday.

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I attempted to add the following two options to the poll to make it a bit more nuanced, but it appears to be unable to be edited at this point:

  • I’ll sometimes get my hot dogs with mayonnaise because I don’t like being constrained by one set of condiments
  • I’ve tried mayonnaise on a hot dog before in my more adventurous days, but I’ll never make that mistake again
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i need this very badly

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Damn, I have everything I need to make this myself already in the kitchen except for the actual frankfurters.

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If you can trick me with some concoction that is only part mayo then I’ll give you a bit of a glare, finish my hot dog, and be on my way. You’ve japed me thoroughly.

If you just slather that dog in straight up mayonnaise, then that’s mayonasty and I will be having none of it.

I’m down with fry sauce and sriracha mayo though. Might as well be entirely different condiments as far as I’m concerned.

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I mean, sometimes. It’s fine.

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I used to be strictly mustard only when it came to hot dogs, but last time I was in Toronto I got to try a hot dog with kimchi on it, and now that’s all I can think about.

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These days I rarely eat mayonnaise straight up but, the pink fry sauce that’s basically just ketchup and mayo mixed with a few extra spices, I’ll put that on just about anything.

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Mayo on a hot dog is good. Mayo on french fries is good, too.

Mayo is a quality condiment that should not be restricted to keeping sandwiches from being dry.