You Can Smell Like a Gamer With Lynx’s New Xbox Body Wash

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I love how they’re like “How do we turn Mountain Dew into a body wash?” and came up with “kaffir lime and winter lemon.”

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this is a full decade too late

where’s the dr disrespect deodorant? ninja nut scrub? tilted towers t-zone strips? microsoft pc master facial? i can go on

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It says GAME so you know it’s not gay.

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These E3 leaks are starting to get out of hand.

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PAX Australia may be the world’s nicest smelling nerd convention this year!

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Finally, now I can carry the unmistakable stench of homophobia and the irrational fear of minorities.

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I read an article today that civilization as we know it will collapse in the 2050s so we gotta get all these fucking awful ideas in while we still have time.

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What if I want to smell like an Atari Lynx?

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One(1) Gamer Smell please.

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Finally, I can assume my true gamer form.

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A repackaged gaming adjacent product announcement. What a way for Vice mothership content to make its entrance into the feed.

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Another desperate effort. If their moms couldn’t do it, how can this?

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mom i wanna smell like xbox

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I’m gonna try it.

I really want someone to be like, “Mm, what’s that fragrance?”

Just so I can go, “XBAWKS”

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Interesting, but I have rules about putting green goo on my body…

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melting solder does have a very distinct smell, but it ain’t kaffir lime

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…Gamers Wash Up

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So it smells like desperation and week-old cottage cheese?

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Ha. I don’t need soap to smell like a gamer.

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Can’t wait to have to smile and be happy when my mum inevitably gets me more than one Lynx Africa sets for Christmas. It’s an appreciated gesture but…

I get a Lynx set every year and never use it, i’m not a 12 year old. STOP BUYING ME LYNX MUM!