You've heard of alekhine's gun


#1

but what if chess had actual gun’s?


#2

“goblin” i hear you ask “is it the players or the pieces that have gun’s” and to this i answer “yes”


#3

in speed chess, would the chess clock have a gun


#4

can ur piece fire while it’s still in the barrel of your gun? or is that illegal in hsc (high speed chess)


#5

how will you get the horsey to shoot in an l-shape


#6

you make the bullet curve like in the moving pictures.


#7

excited for my queen to get some sick frags. follow me on twitch for more competitive chess laddering.


#8

i really thought alekhine’s gun was a chess opening when i read this lol


#9

maybe we’d finally get the best wikipedia article back


#10

Knight to C4
Knight, detonate C4


#11

Yes and you have to make your move and stop the clock before it runs out and shoots the gun at you. It’s on a pretty short clock and the game continues after someone’s been shot so you got be ready to move those pieces with possibly several 9mm rounds* in your arms and torso.

*As per the rules of European speed gun chess. As we all know, the US Speed Gun Chess Association controversially decided to go with the more lethal .45 ACP for it’s speed gun chess matches.


#12

Urgh, why is cosmetic DLC so expensive nowadays.

I really wanted this skin, but I can’t justify spending that much. :sweat:


#13

d7ude you are a fucking DOKEster. this is a doke of genius !!


#14

it is me,
the dokester,;,


#15

Dokester Dog was my favourite Hanna-Barbera character.


#16

I got a rare rook drop in a loot box yesterday and can’t wait to try it out tonight!